Ninja Mommy Hacks: Life with 2 Minions and lots of wine!

This was our 3rd Disney Cruise, the 2nd time on the Wonder.   My husband and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to do a quick cruise so close to home.   If you have never cruised Disney-  you are missing out for the BEST vacation with kids. Remember- most trips are with kids.  When you take your kids, this is called a TRIP because it's a ton of fucking work.      A Vacation is a relaxing time away from home, and usually kids are NOT a part of it.  Well, Disney cruises are the exception (and all inclusive Mexico vacations).  Do not deviate--- Disney Cruises are the BEST!   Yes they are expensive-- but you are getting a DISNEY vacation!!!! My Ninja Mom Tidbits: 1) Stay at the Bayside Wyndham- this hotel is right across the street from the B dock where the Wonder comes to port.  You can see her from your window, literally across the street.   There is a Claim Jumpers inside the hotel-  dinner and breakfast made easy! 2) pack as light as possible.   It's 2 nights-  and